1. the first three words you see are what you want in life

    bukakkemonogatari:

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  2. Ugh, DC. You’re telling me that Marvel made a movie starring a talking raccoon BEFORE you gave Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man his own movie? Where are your priorities at?

     

  3. communistbakery:

    waluigiappearsnonetheless:

    YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE FLOATING WALUIGI HEAD OF FORTUNE! YOU MUST REBLOG WITHIN 69 SECONDS OR WALUIGI WILL VISIT YOU AND CALL YOU A LOSER!

    can’t risk it…

    (via monsieurdangereux)

     

  4. sextape-movie:

    What’s the worst that could happen?

    Were you worried we wouldn’t understand what the movie is about?

     

  5. klartie:

    dad NO

    (via tylerchokely)

     

  6. I appreciate Jordan and Jesse.

     

  7. Bully found an adorable new napping spot.

     

  8. penis-hilton:

    congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit

    The bird in the second GIF literally presses its anus against her supply of flour.

    (Source: storybookdisney, via clannyphantom)

     

  9. chromeofficial:

    spot the difference

    (via tylerchokely)

     

  10. (Source: snealiv, via bandsareprettyrad)